Tonight is the fourth Republican presidential primary debate, which will be hosted by Fox Business and the Wall Street Journal. That already sounds amazing!
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Tonight's debate will feature a mere eight candidates on the main stage: Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina, John Kasich, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, and Donald Trump.
Chris Christie and Mike Huckabee aren't polling high enough to make the cut, so they'll be relegated to the also-rans pre-debate, alongside Bobby Jindal and Rick Santorum.
I have no idea if Jim Gilmore, Lindsey Graham, and George Pataki are participating, and I don't care, because I am definitely not making even a modicum of effort to pay any attention to that sideshow to the shitshow.
Am I going to watch the debate? Maybe! Am I going to live-tweet it? Maybe!
Irrespective of my debate decision-making, here is a space for discussion about the debate, before and during. Spoiler Alert: Donald Trump is going to say a lot of garbage words!