![screen cap of tweet authored by me featuring a picture of the dog train and a picture of Tom Hardy kissing a pitbull puppy and reading: 'Y'all, I just had a thought: What if Tom Hardy was driving the DOG TRAIN?'](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/apix/thdt1.jpg)
![screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: '#IfTomHardyWasDrivingTheDogTrain I would literally explode into a million cartoon hearts.'](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/apix/thdt2.jpg)
![screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: '#IfTomHardyWasDrivingTheDogTrain the Skeksis and Mystics would spontaneously merge and save Jen a whole lot of trouble.'](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/apix/thdt3.jpg)
![screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: '#IfTomHardyWasDrivingTheDogTrain dancing in the streets would be more than a song terribly covered by David Bowie and Mick Jagger.'](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/apix/thdt4.jpg)
![screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: '#IfTomHardyWasDrivingTheDogTrain there would be mass appeal to Congress for legislation allowing a Hardy/Dogs ticket.'](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/apix/thdt5.jpg)
![screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: '#IfTomHardyWasDrivingTheDogTrain Sauron would throw the ring into the fire himself.'](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/apix/thdt6.jpg)
![screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: '#IfTomHardyWasDrivingTheDogTrain no one would even THINK about putting Baby in a corner.'](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/apix/thdt7.jpg)
Obviously, this is not a comprehensive list of all the MAGICAL WONDERS that would happen if Tom Hardy were driving the dog train. I couldn't possibly conceive of all of them on my own! I AM ONLY ONE HUMAN WOMAN. Please head to comments to help me with the monumental and delightful task of imagining the possibilities!
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