Imagine the Possibilities!

Posted by Melissa McEwan at Friday, September 25, 2015
In yesterday's In the News, I mentioned the DOG TRAIN, which is obviously the greatest, and this morning I had a thought that I felt was important to share:

screen cap of tweet authored by me featuring a picture of the dog train and a picture of Tom Hardy kissing a pitbull puppy and reading: 'Y'all, I just had a thought: What if Tom Hardy was driving the DOG TRAIN?'
screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: '#IfTomHardyWasDrivingTheDogTrain I would literally explode into a million cartoon hearts.'
screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: '#IfTomHardyWasDrivingTheDogTrain the Skeksis and Mystics would spontaneously merge and save Jen a whole lot of trouble.'
screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: '#IfTomHardyWasDrivingTheDogTrain dancing in the streets would be more than a song terribly covered by David Bowie and Mick Jagger.'
screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: '#IfTomHardyWasDrivingTheDogTrain there would be mass appeal to Congress for legislation allowing a Hardy/Dogs ticket.'
screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: '#IfTomHardyWasDrivingTheDogTrain Sauron would throw the ring into the fire himself.'
screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: '#IfTomHardyWasDrivingTheDogTrain no one would even THINK about putting Baby in a corner.'

Obviously, this is not a comprehensive list of all the MAGICAL WONDERS that would happen if Tom Hardy were driving the dog train. I couldn't possibly conceive of all of them on my own! I AM ONLY ONE HUMAN WOMAN. Please head to comments to help me with the monumental and delightful task of imagining the possibilities!
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