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Breaking News: God is using Donald Trump "as a Trumpet to expose darkness and bring truth because of His moral background and political views." So sayeth prophetic minister Jeremiah Johnson.
I, like many of you, was shocked by the word I received regarding Donald Trump. Trust me when I say it was given with fear and trembling. Again, I am not called to prophesy what I think or what my opinion is. I simply deliver the word of the Lord and encourage the saints to test and judge what has been spoken.
Y'all know that I'm already an avowed atheist, but if I were on the fence about it, the mere possibility of an all-powerful being who chooses Donald Trump as a holy vessel would definitely push me right into Camp Heathen.

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