LOLOLOLOLOL Carly Fiorina

Right now, all the occupants of the Republican Clown Car 2016 are making their cases at the Conservative Political Action Conference 2015. CPAC is a yearly conference that yields all kinds of gems from conservatives, and today's gem comes to us care of Republican presidential hopeful Carly Fiorina, whose entire repertoire seems to be shouting at Hillary Clinton about how she's flown on lots of airplanes, too, but has "actually accomplished something."

"Like Mrs. Clinton, I too have traveled" the globe, Fiorina said of the former secretary of State. "Unlike Mrs. Clinton, I know that flying is an activity, not an accomplishment."

...Fiorina pleased the crowd by declaring every foreign policy move by the Obama administration and its former secretary of State had weakened America's standing around the world.

"Mrs. Clinton, please name an accomplishment," she said.

Listen, I do not think Hillary Clinton is above criticism, despite the fact that I was TOTES IN THE BAG 4 CLINTON (when I wasn't busily being TOTES IN THE BAG 4 OBAMA), but I don't care how much anyone dislikes Hillary Clinton: Surely we can all agree that the suggestion she has accomplished nothing, during her tenure at State or anywhere else, is patently absurd.

But, by all means, double-, triple-, and quadruple down on this strategy, Republicans. I'm sure calling her an incompetent no-account will go over great with voters in a nation that consistently cites Hillary Clinton as one of the most respected women in the world.