Happy Birthday, Eastsidekate!

image of a birthday cake featuring a black and white drawing of Justin Bieber, his name in giant purple and pink letters, and 'Happy Birthday, Kate!' in small black lettering
True Fact: Black and white portraits are classy, even in icing.

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Please enjoy a biebillion pieces of caaaaaaake,
And creepy ice cream on your head, toooooo!

Happy Birthday, lady! I love you!

(These are belated birthday wishes, since I was at a conference and then Kate was out of town. Sometimes, you've just got to wait until the moment is right to party like it's 1999.)

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