Former GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney will be returning to work, joining his son Tagg's investment firm.Cool job! I'm thinking of investing some of my gold bars and rubies with Mitt Romney, but I'm not sure what percentage of my enviable wealth I should give him. I'm thinking somewhere around 47%.
Romney will serve as chairman of the executive committee for Solamere Capital, where he'll work for one week a month on private equity matters, reports NBC News.
Anyway. My top secret sources ("Best in the biz!"—Sir Wolf Blitzer) have sent me some images of Mitt Romney's first day on the job, and it looks like everything's going pretty great.
Good luck at your new job, Mitt Romney! See you at CPAC next week!