Australian billionaire Clive Palmer is building a replica of the Titanic, because that is just a great idea and who can believe some other billionaire hasn't already done it? (Everyone. Everyone can believe that.) Except for eccentric future billionaire Butch Pornstache, who is just relieved that Clive Palmer didn't steal his idea to build a replica of the Hindenburg, just as soon as one of his many fine inventions strikes it big in the Shark Tank.
Anyway. Now that the icecaps are all melting, it should be smooth sailing for Titanic II. Huzzah for global warming! One ticket for me, and one ticket for my friend Al Gore, please!
[H/T to my friend M, provider of many good things.]
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