[Content note: Domestic violence, fat hatred, transphobia]
Monday News and Infotainment:
Scientists have found a secret unicorn lair in North Korea! Scientists have found a secret unicorn lair in North Korea!
Actual Headline: "Could Being Fat Make You More Jolly?"
Kasandra Perkins was brutally murdered over the weekend by her athlete boyfriend.
Carrie Underwood will star in a Sound of Music remake for some reason.
Remember when Eric Stoltz was on Mad About You?
A transgender student in Canada is now allowed to use the men's toilets after the school previously banned him.
Mitt Romney is kind of a mess now. Heh.
A retiring Minnesota grocery store owner is giving his roughly 400 employees ownership of his three stores. Neat!
Allen West is just like Lincoln, basically.