"Hey, how come Zelda has something I don't have?"
*Jedi mind tricks to make Zelda give up her chewy treat*
"TWO-LEGS! THIS IS NOT FAIR! I DEMAND JUSTICE! OR I WILL WHINE LIKE A BABY!"
"Hey, Zelda. Are you done with that? Are you done yet? Can I have some? Are you done?"
It was at this point I told Dudley to leave Zelda in peace. Not because she was remotely bothered, but because his passive-aggressive hovering was irritating me, lol. He went and laid on the couch like a good boy, but not before giving me one last pitiful look.
"How could you? OH THE HUMANITY."
(As always, note Livs photobombing the last photo. She is the master.)
[Related: Agony Antler.]