[Content note: Homophobia, sexism, weight loss surgery]
Some Old Bullshit:
Scientists have just discovered the biggest ever black hole, which weighs 17 billion times as much as the Sun. Yes!
A Sasquatch researcher has video of Bigfoot ravaging his apple orchard in Vermont. Neat!
A David Sedaris movie is heading to the big screen. Neat!
Secretary of State Clinton told a professional group for LGBT employees "creating an LGBT-welcoming workplace is not just the right thing to do, it’s also the smart thing to do." Neat!
Weight loss surgery may not be effective for treating Type 2 diabetes. Huh.
Oh, look!: A Walking Dead zombie bikini calendar. (Don't look.)
This might make your brain hurt. Ouch.
Gun deep fried at restaurant; man arrested. Okay then.