Here is the cover of the book No Apology, penned by Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, who has spent the last few days seeking an apology from President Barack Obama for being a big meany poopypants about Mitt Romney's confusing employment history and stubborn unwillingness to release his tax returns.
In other Mitt Romney news, Mitt Romney is reportedly close to picking a running mate! I still have $5 on Tim Pawlenty, which I put down fully 200 years ago, back when $5 could still buy a golden boat mansion on the moon.
I'm sure Mitt Romney is definitely taking this pick very seriously, and not at all just figuring out how to coordinate the timing of announcing whoever they finish vetting first so that they can capture the next media cycle and kill the Bain story. As we know, Republicans always take veep-picking very seriously.
Cue Mitt Romney's tax returns being dumped into the Friday news hole followed by the announcement of his running mate on Monday morning.