Today in the Cheese Stands Alone

Mitt Romney sits in a lawn chair on the shore alone at his vacation home in New Hampshire

Mitt Romney was back at his family's vacation mansion at Lake Winnipesaukee over the weekend. I'm glad he's getting so much down time, y'all. I'm sure it's exhausting having to pretend to relate to people who have to work for a living and trying to spin how your garbage policies to redistribute wealth upwards are in any way going to make their lives better.

Hey, remember how Mitt Romney kinda sorta maybe lied about when he actually left Bain Capital? And how lying about that whooooooops would have been a felony? Well, DON'T WORRY, everyone! It turns out that Romney "retired retroactively." HA HA THAT CLEARS IT UP!

Case closed.

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