I'm in the middle of moving. And I don't want to have to stop and cook.
So I bought some really cheapo frozen pizzas and entrees to eat while I'm packing the apartment, but I might have gone TOO cheap. This pizza is listed as having a "pepperoni FLAVORED" topping.
I don't even want to know what's in it, or where you get "pepperoni flavor."
ETA: Maybe a vestment?