Today in Mitt Romney Stands in Front of Something

image of Mitt Romney standing in front of a sign reading 'Every Town Counts,' to which I have added a dialogue bubble reading, 'The truth is, only some towns really count.'

Today in polls that won't matter for another four months: Obama Leads in Poll as Voters View Romney as Out of Touch.

Ha ha well in fairness to Mitt Romney, it's hard to be in touch when you're vacationing with your family LIKE REAL AMERICANS in your platinum moon mansion. I mean, everyone knows that the space-phones in the moonbuggies get terrible reception down by the Sea of Tranquility.

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