Today in Mitt Romney Stands in Front of Something

Mitt Romney at a campaign appearance in Pennsylvania, standing in front of a bunch of trees, to which I have added a dialogue bubble reading: 'The one thing that would make this Ohio photo op perfect is if I were standing in front of a bunch of trees that were the right height like the trees are in Michigan.'
Mitt Romney campaigns in Pennsylvania.

In other Mitt Romney news, here is just a perfect headline about a perfect candidate: "Romney: No need to detail how I’ll pay for massive tax cuts. Just trust me."

Good job, GOP. He is GREAT.

[Related Reading: Mitt Romney Repeatedly References Height of Trees in Michigan.]

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