![Republican presidential candidate and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney greets supporters during a campaign event at the military contractor Production Products on June 7, 2012 in St. Louis, Missouri. [Getty Images] image of Mitt Romney writing in a book at a campaign event in front of a huge flag, to which I have added text reading: '...one jar of M&M's with the greens taken out, and one giant flag.'](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/shakes5/romneyflag11.jpg)
Also among Mitt Romney's appearance rider: A gold-plated bidet, a 1987 edition of Monopoly, and at least one year's worth of back issues of Boy's Life magazine.
Big News today! Rand Paul has endorsed Mitt Romney. I hate to say it, y'all, but his son endorsing Mitt Romney while his dad's still technically running for president does bolster the terrible case for Ron Paul being dead.
![image from Weekend at Bernie's in which I have replaced the actors with Paul, Santorum, and Gingrich, and Santorum is throwing his voice so that it appears Paul is saying 'I'm not dead!'](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/shakes5/wab2.jpg)
I don't know, y'all. I'm not convinced. I really hope that Ron Paul is just keeping busy building a rocketship out of first editions of Atlas Shrugged to take his libertarian pilgrims to their tax-free space paradise. No Big Government on Planet Freedom 4 Realz.
In other news, Mitt Romney has a promise for you: "As your president, starting on day one, I will do everything in my power to end these days of drift and disappointment. I will not be that president of doubt and desperation. I will lead us to a better place."
I'm worried about Mitt Romney, Shakers. Someone check on Mitt Romney and make sure he knows he's not running against George Bush.
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