Today in Mitt Romney Eats Pie

Mitt Romney makes a campaign stop at a bakery and poses for a photo op with the store owner, eating pie. He looks like he's fake enjoying the pie, and the store owner is fake smiling back at him. The dialogue I've added reads: 'Romney: Mmmmmmmm! This is delicious! Store Owner: That's because of our secret ingredient! Romney: Love? Store Owner: High fructose corn syrup!'

Here's a fun news item for you: Romney Campaign Said to Ask Scott to Downplay Job Gains—"Mitt Romney's presidential campaign asked Florida Governor Rick Scott to tone down his statements heralding improvements in the state's economy because they clash with the presumptive Republican nominee's message that the nation is suffering under President Barack Obama, according to two people familiar with the matter."

People's lives improving under Barack Obama's presidency is really inconvenient for Mitt Rommey, y'all.

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