Number of the Day

4,500,000: The number of pigeon craps it would take to destroy a Smart Car. As calculated by Smart Car.

image of Twitterer @adtothebone tweeting: 'Saw a bird had crapped on a Smart Car. Totaled it.' followed by Smart Car's official Twitter account tweeting in response: 'Couldn't have been one bird, @adtothebone. Sounds more like 4.5 million. (Seriously, we did the math.)' followed by a graphic showing it would've taken 4.5 million pigeon craps, 360,000 turkey craps, or 45,000 emu craps to destroy a Smart Car.


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