Happy Birthday, Portly Dyke!

image of Ron Swanson's face constructed from bacon and eggs

Instead of the traditional birthday cake, I thought I'd make
a Ron Swanson face from all the bacon and eggs you have!

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Let's crack open a little beeee-eeeer!!!
And eat a cheeseburger, toooooooooo!!!

Happy birthday, grrl! I love you!

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