Wank Swap Election Special

Wank Swap asks: Is anyone else excited about Eurovision 2012?

Due to austerity measures, Wank Swap has been unable to scrape together funds for a next season. However: MASSIVE NEWS! There were elections! (Yeah, we do that in Europe, too.)

Let's start and end with France, the nation that popularized modern concepts of "democracy" and "invading Russia":

OH NOES WHERE HAVE YOU GONE JOE DIMAGGIO FRENCH PRESIDENT NICOLAS SARKOZY?


Nicholas Sarkozy joins George W. Bush at his ranch.

Meanwhile:


Newly elected French president Francois Hollande makes a surprise visit
to the increasingly lonely Austerity Clubhouse. 
[Hollande asks Angela Merkel "Who farted?"]

[Previously: Season Preview, S1 E1,  S1 E2, S1 E3, S1 E4, S1 E5, S1 E6]

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