Q: How cheap am I?

A: So cheap that I just taped up the broken handle of a Swiffer mop.

image of my taped-up Swiffer handle

Also so cheap that, even though the thing is now a total pain in the ass to use, I will not pay to replace it until I literally can't use it at all, lol.

"Cheap," of course, has terrible connotations. I am "frugal."

(No, I'm definitely cheap.)

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