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image of President Obama standing at a podium in front of three flags, to which I have added a dialogue bubble reading: 'The one thing I want to make perfectly clear to you here today is that I am well aware there are 3 giant flags behind me.'

Situational awareness may be the thing that decides this election, Shakers. Now, here is some news!

This Guy: Obama Struggles with Campaign Theme. I don't know what the big deal is. "I Am Not Mitt Romney" is a perfectly solid campaign theme. It definitely highlights in a very clear way the thing that is more likely than pretty much anything else to convince me to vote for Barack Obama.

That Guy: Mitt Romney to Officially Clinch Republican Nomination Tuesday. Congratulations, Mitt Romney! It is really cool for you that Republican primary voters hated you the least! Now we can only hope that general election voters will hate you the most! FINGERS CROSSED!

This Guy: Obama to honor Medal of Freedom recipients at White House ceremony Tuesday. Neat. I am very positive on most of these choices! And I am certain that the President was waiting on pins and needles for my opinion!

That Guy: Romney and Trump Are Totes BFFs, Even Though Trump's a Goddamn Birther. That is not CNN's actual headline, BUT IT SHOULD BE!

Here is Eugene Robinson writing both hilariously and accurately about what a ginormous honking liar Mitt Romney is!

And here is a nice story about First Lady Michelle Obama sponsoring the USS Illinois, the first Navy submarine to be staffed by an all-female crew.

Last but not least: We are at not-war in North Korea now, too. FYI.

Talk about these things! Or don't. Whatever makes you happy. Life is short.

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