50 Shades of Greyhound

Oh, Flula. So much LOL.

[Flula, who is holding a copy of 50 Shades of Grey and standing in front of a white background with floating letters reading WTF, punches the air. Fireball. He makes an explosion sound.]

Flula: What's up, guys? Welcome to W-T-F with Flula! On this episode, I share with you a very big news story. It is erotic. 50 Shades of Grey—a very big book! Yes, an erotic love story for humans. But how many erotic love stories are there for animals? [Image of lynxes kissing.] Probably two? [Image from Lady and the Tramp.] The dogs with the spaghetti—and me, Flula, because I wrote a book! 50 Shades of Greyhound!

[Image of greyhound; Flula holds up the copy of 50 Shades of Grey which has two pieces of blue tape on the cover, one with "hound" written on it, and the other with "by Flula" written on it. He reads from the book.]

Sprinkles was staring at Spot. "No, you drink the water," say Sprinkles. Spot say, "No—let's drink it together." [slurping sound] "I love you, Spot. Touch me." And then the two doggies are dancing! "I like this—more water, more doggy biscuit!"

[image of greyhounds] I know doggies cannot understand English! So what! I provide for you translations in Dog as well! [lots of barking, whining, panting, and howling]

And then…! [He snaps the book shut.] That's it. You want more, you buy this book. 50 Shades of Greyhound, by Flula.
[H/T to Deeks.]

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