Yesterday, my day began with one of my oldest friends hilariously challenging me to "make 5 awesome haikus about Marky Mark." Which, naturally I did, and then spent the day sending her pictures of Mark Wahlberg, because why wouldn't I?

This morning, I begin my day by sharing with you my Walhku, and encouraging you to start your day by sharing your own verses.

image of Mark Wahlberg in his early career incarnation as 'Marky Mark,' accompanied by the text of my haiku

I saw Mark Wahlberg
Outside his hamburger joint;
It's called Wahlburgers.

I said, "Hey, Wahlberg."
He said, "Hey, what up witchoo?"
And made a duck face.

I told Mark Wahlberg:
"You were great in that movie."
He said, "Girl, I know."

Then Mark Wahlberg said:
"The one about the boxah?"
I said, "Sure, why not?"

Mark Wahlberg told me:
"Say hello to yer mothah."
Then chin-nodded me.

*drops mic; walks offstage*

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