Daily Dose of Cute

Matilda the Cat sits on the couch next to the phone
"Yes, hello, is this the Complaint Line? I have a complaint I'd like to make about a dog who keeps sniffing my ass despite my most fervent hissing protestations. Also, she continually steals my spot next to Two-Legs! The wanton thievery of this usurping interloper forces me to sit on THE OTHER SIDE of Two-Legs, which, yes, I will begrudgingly admit, is just as good, but that is NOT THE POINT."

Zelda the Dog sits on the other couch looking innocent
"I have no idea who or what she is talking about." *wink*

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