Liss: LOLOLOLOLOL!!! You mean the BEST picture of you ever taken!
Deeky: I look like such a tool!
Liss: The raised eyebrow is just hilarious. I just want to spend the entire day adding dialogue bubbles to that picture and sending them to you.
Deeky: LOLOLOLOL!!!
[Approximately five minutes later…]
Liss:
Deeky: LOLOLOL!!! That's terrible. And awesome.
Liss:
Deeky: Ha! Less Than Zero! Nice eighties reference.
Liss:
Deeky: You're such a doofus.
Liss:
Deeky: Shut up! I HATE YOU! Butthole. LOLOLOL!!!
Liss:
Deeky: LOL! Though, I am pretty sure Blur weren't even around then. Not even as Seymour.
Liss: I thought the anachronism would be amusing. SORRY PEDANT-HEAD!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. P.S.
Deeky: BLUE OYSTER CULT! LOLOLOL!!! I really DO hate you now.
Liss:
Deeky: LOLOLOLOL!!! You're terrible!
Liss:
Deeky: YOU are from Planet Dildo!
Liss: No fucking doy I am! P.S.
Deeky: You're killing me!
Liss:
Deeky: LOLOL!
Liss:
Deeky: Obviously.
Liss:
Deeky: Cabbages? WTF? LOL!
Liss:
Deeky: LOL! You are! You can tell because your jokes are so childish!
Liss:
Deeky: LOL!
Liss:
The End.
Deeky: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Hammertime! Awesome. Totally awesome.
Liss: *drops microphone; walks offstage*
[And thus was the selection for today's Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime inevitable…]
