Breaking Election News

Some Republican is leading some other Republican in some poll somewhere! Pundits are shocked that another Republican is not doing as well as expected in some state that has been given disproportionate influence over national elections! Yet another Republican is outpolling this other Republican, who was expected to be outpolling everyone! Meanwhile, another Republican from a southern state is considering running, but has to talk with his family about it! Also: Republican leaders are unhappy with the field and are trying to encourage another Republican from a northern state, who could never get elected, to run, because he's polling very well in some poll somewhere.

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