Happy Birthday, 'Liss!

[Image Description: James Franco as Green Lantern.]

Happy Birthday to yooooou,
Happy Birthday to yoooooou . . .
I would have had Franco fighting
a Steampunk Abortion Robotttttt ...
but it would look lousy in all that chartreuuuuusssse ......

Happy, Happy Birthday, Melissa!

I love you and I always will.

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