Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You look like a purveyor of the radical feminazi agendaaaaaaa!
And you smell like one, too!
(Mmm, sage!)
Happy Birthday to one of the most brilliant and hilarious women I have ever had the pleasure and good fortune of knowing. And that ain't no jibber jabber!
I adore you, lady. I hope you have a wonderful day and a spectacular year.
[Previously in Manly Birthday Wishes for SKM: Tom Selleck; Chuck Norris.]
