Happy Birthday, SKM!!!

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You look like a purveyor of the radical feminazi agendaaaaaaa!
And you smell like one, too!

(Mmm, sage!)

Happy Birthday to one of the most brilliant and hilarious women I have ever had the pleasure and good fortune of knowing. And that ain't no jibber jabber!

I adore you, lady. I hope you have a wonderful day and a spectacular year.

[Previously in Manly Birthday Wishes for SKM: Tom Selleck; Chuck Norris.]

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