This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

Speaking of disablist language...

Care of The Frisky comes the jaw-dropping 10 Types Of Female Emotional Cripples.

As we’ve stated previously, we all have issues. And yes, that includes the womenfolk. Even though we feel that women may be more open to tackling the emotional obstacles that cripple them, there are still a lot of ladies out there rolling around in wheelchairs or soliciting a man to push them.

Ami will admit that throughout much of her 20s she used an emotional wheelchair to help her get around. But she made it her mission to get up and walk again. And that she did with quite a bit of time and effort. She doesn’t walk perfectly ... but she’s moving. And just to be clear, perfection is not the goal. It’s our responsibility as mature women to be aware of our emotional obstacles and to manage them. We may never totally eradicate them but we must do what is necessary to stay healthy and keep on walking (or at least limping) through life.

Wow. And that doesn't even begin to get into the actual profiles of the "Female Emotional Cripples."

Which I will leave you to dissect in comments.

Don't worry, btw. There's one for the lads, too.