Deeks: Free lunch today for being such a dedicated and loyal employee.
Liss: LOL! How nice!
Deeks: Nothing says 'thank you' like a lukewarm buffet!
Liss: Totes. "Load up on the the pudding! We APPRECIATE you!"
Deeks: Ooh Powerpoint! So Overton. Turkey loaf and the NWO.
Liss: LOL!
Deeks: Just FYI: 30 years of service = free iPod.
Liss: What? LOL!
Deeks: Cheap ass cheapsters.
[Later]
Deeks: You know what the world needs? A direct-to-video animated sequel to Buckaroo Banzai.
Liss: Obviously.
Deeks: I bet something like that could be made for like a million dollars. And it'd be a total money maker.
Liss: You're absolutely right.
Deeks: I should work in Hollywood. My farts are better than most ideas coming out of that town.
Liss: Agreed. We should start our own studio. www.awesomefilmz.fart.
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