"What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]? That is the most accurate, predictive model for his behavior."—Professional wankstain Newt Gingrich.
Ironically, the actual "most accurate, predictive model for [Obama's] behavior" is Republicanism, before Newt Gingrich ascended to the Speakership, drew up a Contract With America, and turned the Republican Party into the party of corporatocrats and the ignorant, bigoted rubes who can't vote fast or hard enough for their own economic demise.
[Previous Newt.]
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