Actual Headline

Police: Mel Gibson was 'a gentleman' after Malibu crash.

Don't worry: He's fine!

But you know you're a world-class a-hole when your being a decent person to emergency responders after you crash your Maserati is headline news.

"Police were shocked to discover Gibson in a vaguely reasonable mood, not screaming racist and misogynist epithets at everyone within earshot."

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