OMG LOL John McCain Is Such An Asshole

Check out his new campaign advert:
[John McCain, wearing a Navy baseball cap and casual clothes, walks along the border fence with another white male, wearing a uniform, who is identified as Sheriff Paul Babeu of Pinal County, Arizona. They both look Very Serious.]

McCain: Drug and human smuggling, home invasions, murder.

Babeu: We're out-manned. Of all the illegals in America, more than half come through Arizona.

McCain: Have we got the right plan?

Babeu: Plan's perfect. [Text onscreen: McCain/Kyl Border Security Action Plan: National Guard Now.] You bring troops, [Text onscreen: 3,000 New Border Control Agents] state, county, and local law enforcement together. [Text onscreen: Complete the Fence]

McCain: And complete the danged fence!

Babeu: It'll work this time. [Text onscreen: Paul Babeu is appearing only in his personal capacity. McCain squints into the sun, all tough-guy like.] Senator, you're one of us.

[Freeze-frame on John McCain's face. Text: Arizona's John McCain.]

McCain: I'm John McCain and I approve this message.
He approves this DANGED message!

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