Shaker Emily forwarded the link to a truly stupendous piece that was prominently promoted by msn.co.uk today: "53 secrets girls don't want guys to know."
I was delighted to find that right out of the box at #1 is a charming bit of advice that reinforces the old "Sexual Assault Is Totes a Compliment!" chestnut:
1. When we get whistled at in the street, we feel uncomfortable and we'll always tut and roll our eyes. But we're awesomely flattered and we'd be gutted if it stopped.It's difficult to decide which is my favorite of this spectacular collection, but for sheer whatthefuckery, this is right at the top of the list of contenders:
41. We're really scared that you'll feel our back zits.WHUT? No.
One of the most compelling reasons for anyone of any gender or sexual persuasion to maintain a serious relationship is so there's someone to take care of the back zits you can't reach yourself.
This is a True Fact.
