This is a real thing in the world.

Via email...

Liss: This is a real thing in the world.

Deeky: Please tell me that was published April first.

Liss: NOPE! And I am already planning a JAZZLING SESSION where I shave my ladybits and you shave your head and then we get MATCHING JAZZLE!!! It'll be like a girls' spa day, but SPARKLIER!!!

Deeky: LOL! I can't shave my head. It's too lumpy and misshapen.

Liss: I hear that lumpy and misshapen heads make PERFECT HEADDAZZLING CANVASSES so you, my friend, are in LUCK. Sweet, sweet luck.

Deeky: LOLOLOL!!!

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