This is a real thing in the world.

(Mildly NSFW, more after the jump.)

Oral Sex Light. "Don't go down without it!"

I guess if it helps you get the job done, and you don't mind looking like a Time-Life operator, give it a whirl. Could double as a book light too, in a pinch. Personally, I prefer a miner's helmet, myself.

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