Deeky: That video you sent me is hilarious.
Liss: I laughed my tits off at figure skating being gayer than "competitive assfucking."
[Relevant transcript starting at 0:38: "Is Johnny Weir too gay for figure skating? Wait—is that even possible? Figure skating is the gayest sport of all time. In fact, let's take a look at where it falls on our official Sports Sexuality Spectrum: On the hetero extreme, there's football, then hockey, then baseball, then tennis, croquet, wrestling, ascot-tying, scented candle-making, competitive assfucking, figure skating. The sport is gay! Deal with it!" H/T for the video to Shaker Veace.]
Deeky: That may be my new favorite phrase.
Liss: It sounds like Leno's return to The Tonight Show was as totes awesome as we expected. [Sends Gabe's review of the horrendous disaster.]
Liss: "So the set is a low rent garbage disaster."
Deeky: Seriously, if I could figure out a way to put "low rent garbage disaster" and "competitive assfucking" into one sentence, I might explode.
Liss: "Deeky wanted to bring Matt Damon to the competitive assfucking tournament, but Damon was unavailable, so he brought that low rent garbage disaster Ben Affleck instead."
Deeky: LOLOLOLOL! Clean up on aisle five!