Shakesfilk! (sorta)

In response to a friend's difficulties with getting a certain coder to finish up some work he's much overdue on, I volunteered to take on the chastising:

A SCENE between ARTHUR, KING OF THE CODERS, and FRENCHY MCFROMAGE, a project manager

FM: I'm the Project Manager! Why do you think I have this outRAGEous PDA, you silly code-monkey?

AKC: But what are you doing in THIS office?

FM: Mind your own business!

AKC: If you will not give us more time to complete the CMS, we shall have to take that time by force!

FM: You don't frighten us, coding pigdogs! Go and boil your DLLs, son of an artsy person! I blow a DOS-attack at you, so called Arthur King and all your silly code-wrigghets!

FM sends multiple spammy e-mails to AKC, including at least six copies of the Nigerian scam, and a particularly impressive penis-enlargement offer with pictures.

CUT to excerpt from sirgalahad, in a comment to arthurkingcoder's post:

SG: What a strange person!

CUT back to conversation between AKC and FM:

AKC: Hey, come on now, let's not-

FM: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed iMac cooling-fan CMS developer-person!

I E-MAIL MY FARTS TO INFO@YOURDOMAIN!

YOUR ALMA MATER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR ALGORITHMS SMELL OF ELDERBERRIES!

NOW CODE, OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!

(a brief time later)

FM: Fetchez la vache.

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