Okay, so you walk into the Mead Hall and Rothgar the Devious leaps from his tiny chair and throws a mug of frothy ale right in your face! He challenges you to a Dragon Battle! Your inventory is: A health potion, Shartak's Shard, a hemp lasso, the Stink Helmet, and a giant fucking ruby.
What do you do?
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