I'm Bananas for Jesus!

Or: It's a Christmas miracle!

Sitting down for an after lunch snack turned into a brush with all things holy when Lisa Swinton saw the face of Jesus on her banana peel.

"I was like 'Oh my God! It's Jesus on a banana!' I got it out of the fruit bowl and was about to peel it and eat it when I saw his face," she told The Daily Telegraph.

The impact of seeing Christ pressed into the banana did not stop the 39-year-old of Haberfield from still eating the fruit and depositing the holy peel.

...The fateful placing of her banana bunch underneath other fruit, Ms Swinton believes was the cause of the sacred imprint.

"It definitely wasn't that way when I bought it from Leichhardt Woollies," she said.

I haven't been this filled with the Holy Spirit since Ikea Jesus. Praise be and hallelujah!

And thanks very much to Misty for the heads-up.

[Holy folks Gone Wild: Weeping and bleeding and appearing in Cheetos, more Cheetos, pretzels, fire and on pancakes, baking sheets, pizza pans, doggy doors, ice, peanuts, x-rays, turtles, ultrasounds, chocolate, dying plants, sheet metal, trees, more trees, more trees, more trees, more trees, more trees, wardrobes, water stains, plates of pasta, drywall, fish, grilled cheese sandwiches, potato chips, and a bathroom door.]

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