UPDATE!!: As Liss notes in comments, this landed in my email box about three minutes after her post on Elizabeth Lambert.
UPDATE!! (AGAIN)!!: So, yeah, I told her about it and I said I'd totally post it if I weren't at work. To which she asks "why can't you do this from work?" I patiently explain the last thing I need is a screen full of twink cock on my monitor when my boss strolls by. So she agrees to find the cover image and upload it for me, after which she sends me the link. Only there's a big problem with it:
"I can't use that! There's a giant boner in it!"
"OMG I didn't even notice it!" she says.