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The one and only James Quall, performing "Beach Blast" (transcript below):

I had the dubious pleasure of seeing James Quall live once, and it was an experience that I won't soon forget!
Note: This whole thing is performed badly. Very badly.

[while playing air guitar] Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo…

We're gonna have the best time yet
A summer that we'll never forget
All over Malibu
There will be so much to do
We just arrived at the shore
We'll surf the biggest waves and more
This week can forecast
It will be a Beach Blast

[while playing air guitar] Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo…

After surfing we will be
Splashing all though the sea
When we have ceased to swim
Each guy will find the girl for him
We will lie down on the sand
[inaudible] bikinis will get tanned
Then start to move again fast
It will be a Beach Blast

[while playing air guitar] Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo…

Before we've had our fill
There will be one more thrill
We'll go into the bars
And listen to guitars
On the floor we'll dance wildly
[inaudible] sober there will be
Spectacle that's fast
It will be a Beach Blast
It will be a Beach Blast

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