Lucas to Poop...in 3-D!!!

Oh dear:
I have been hearing rumblings... extremely quiet at first, but now heating up significantly and from a trusted source - that George Lucas is preparing to unleash another STAR WARS trilogy upon us, this time in stereoscopic 3D. This is NOT the TV series, these are brand spankin' new 3D STAR WARS movies.

...But here is the shocker: Lucas will be producing and NOT directing these new episodes apparently! Could Steven Spielberg be tapped to direct a STAR WARS movie after all? Yes according to a trusted source of mine! Further, Francis Ford Coppola was mentioned too as a possible director for a future film!
Lucas, Spielberg, and Coppola? Barf cubed!

Quint calls bullshit. I hope he's right. Although, at this point, I've pretty much resigned myself to believing to be true the dumbest possible outcomes that will further make unwatchable some of the favorite films of my childhood. Once upon a time, I thought, "Rumors of Darth Vader as a pre-pube with a talking rastareptilian sidekick? Can't be true."

What a fool!

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