Dear "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam:
You have been stuck in my head for days now.
I wake up with you, I go to sleep with you, I work with you, I brush my teeth with you, I have conversations with you, I write emails with you, I shower with you. Frankly, we've just been spending way too much time together.
It's not me; it's you. You're sad and depressing, if darned catchy! But seriously: I need you to go away now. At least for awhile.
P.S. HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO! AI-YAI-YAI-YAI! AI-YAI-YAI-YAI!