[Also available at Daily Motion. Full transcript below.]
Title Card: Vloggin' with Blogginz…& Livs
[Livs sits on the back of the sofa, cleaning herself. Kenny Blogginz sits at the opposite end of the sofa, playing Peggle (a game in which a unicorn plays a prominent role, which explains the first segment). The music from the game plays in the background. Everything is quiet, because Iain has just gone to bed.]
Liss: So what do you think is the greatest novel ever written about unicorns?
[Livs hops down between them on the couch.]
Liss: And what makes it the greatest of all time? I mean, are you sure it's really better than The Last Unicorn?
KBlogz: Oh, is that—I've never actually experienced it.
Liss: [gasps] Have you not even seen the cartoon?
Liss: Mmm. I watched that a lot when I was a kid. It used to be on HBO all the time when I was a kid, The Last Unicorn.
KBlogz: Is it a Ralph Bakshi movie?
Liss: No, I don't…think…so. And [clears throat] I thought it was really scandalous because it was like a PG-13 cartoon—
Liss: —and it had cussing and boobs in it.
KBlogz: That sounds like Ralph Bakshi.
Liss: Could be.
KBlogz: Are you sure it wasn't?
Liss: It could be.
KBlogz: The guy who did, um, the—that one Lord of the Rings movie…he used, like, rotoscoping… Was that Ralph Bakshi?
Liss: I'm not sure off the top of my head, to be honest with you.
KBlogz: Look it up right now!
Info Cards: Actually… Ralph Bakshi [photo of Ralph Bakshi] …didn't make "The Last Unicorn" [screen cap from "The Last Unicorn"] That was Arthur Rankin, Jr. and Jules Bass [photo of Rankin and Bass] …who also made "The Hobbit" [screen cap from "The Hobbit"].
KBlogz: Okay, so basically my friend—
[Livsy whines and rolls over in a funny way; Liss and KBlogz laugh]
KBlogz: My friend's grandpa used to call people "Melvin Nerdly"—it was like his weird nickname for people, like how a lot of old people call people, you know, "Buster Brown" or something.
Info Card: My great-granddad used to call self-important men "Charlie Grapenuts, the Little Sheriff."
KBlogz: So, he'd call people Melvin Nerdly; I just thought that was the funniest thing I've ever heard—
Liss: It is good.
KBlogz: —and, um, so basically, this friend and I would cover songs in like a nerd voice; we'd say it was like a cover artist named Melvin Nerdly.
Liss: Mm-hmm. Could you do a performance as Melvin Nerdly?
Liss: Would you grace us?
KBlogz: Theoretically, Melvin Nerdly was a huge Paula Abdul fan.
Liss: Who isn't?
KBlogz: Who isn't, right. So he'd be like, you know— Well, actually, this was sort of because Jake and I were watching a marathon of, um— What was Paul Abdul's reality show, her short-lived…
Liss: "Hey, Paula!"
KBlogz: "Hey, Paula!" And we would be like [sings in a nerdy voice] "Straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever…" [Liss laughs] And it just took off and became a national viral sensation.
KBlogz: Watch what's about to happen. [Liss swings camera around at TV.] Watch this. [KBlogz shoots ball; it's a terrible shot and drops immediately. They both laugh.]
Liss: Excellent gamesmanship.
KBlogz: [laughs] Thank you.
Liss: Or gameswomanship. Whichever you prefer.
KBlogz: Excellent Blartspersonship!
Liss: [laughs] Indeed.
KBlogz: [laughs] Two balls left.
Liss: I heard that used to be your nickname in gym class. Two balls left.
KBlogz: It did. [laughs]
[Edit; Livsy is splayed on the sofa, sleeping hard and very still.]
Liss: I think Olivia might be dead. Do you wanna like rub her belly and make sure she's still alive?
KBlogz: [rubs her belly] She's not.
[Livs twitches almost imperceptibly]
KBlogz: That could just be gas escaping.
Liss: [laughs as KBlogz pats and scratches Livs' belly] Oh, I think I hear snoring. That's…not a lot of movement. She's really tired.
KBlogz: From what—sleeping?!
[Liss laughs; KBlogz plays with Livs' paw and prods at her]
KBlogz: Wake up.
Liss: Maybe if you sing to her like Melvin Nerdly.
[KBlogz leans forward and Livs immediately whips her head around and looks at him]
KBlogz: Maybe if I moved. Oh, damn.
[Liss laughs as Livsy flops back into her original position and closes her eyes.]
Liss: Right back to it.
Title Card: The End!!!