In Words and Phrases Not in Common English Usage

I now pronounce you woman and husband.

You may kiss the groom.*

Ms. and Mr. Hername Lastname.

They walked together over the threshold.


* This is common at weddings where there are two grooms. But those are, thanks to shitty laws, themselves not common for most Shakesville readers in America and most places in the world.

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