Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Bush v. Kerry 2004: Need Some Wood?

Kerry: Let me just address what the president just said. Ladies and gentlemen, that's just not true what he said. The Wall Street Journal said 96% of small businesses are not affected at all by my plan. And you know why he gets that count? The president got $84 from a timber company that he owns, and he's counted as a small business. Dick Cheney's counted as a small business. That's how they do things. That's just not right.

Bush: I own a timber company? That's news to me! Heh heh. Need some wood?
Sometimes I just like to bask in the He's-Not-Our-President-Anymore! of it all. Ahhhhhhh.

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