lol your presidential ambitions

Add former Sen. Rick Santorum to the list of potential 2012 Republican presidential candidates.

POLITICO has learned Santorum will visit first-in-the-nation Iowa this fall for a series of appearances before the sort of conservative activists who dominate the state GOP's key presidential caucuses.
Please tell me those appearances will be performances of the off-off-off Broadway hit and winner of the coveted 2007 Dennis Hastert Excellence in Conservative Theater Award Santorum! the Musical.

The only thing more alarming to me than Santorum thinking he's got a shot at the presidency is that there are conservative voters who agree with him.

Who says Republicans aren't good conservationists? They recycle more useless shit than anyone else I know.

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