The following arrived in my inbox last night from Kenny Blogginz under the subject heading "Kenny Singinz." There was no additional commentary; this was the whole email. (I literally cried with laughter.)
A lot of people told me they loved my cover of "Eye of the Tiger," the Rocky theme song. Hopefully, these lyrics can change your life as they have mine.
hittin' the streets,
tie the laces of my punch-gloves.
getting real sweaty
losing weight to punch the bad guys.
Cuz it's the eye of the tiger
when you're fighting that guy
and he punches you right in your mustache.
Eye of the tiger when you're farting in bed
and you pull up the covers; Dutch Oven!!